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The "am I a NATURIST" &

"shall I contact HERITAGE?" quiz

Click next to the statement you most agree with - we can score each answer as you go along - or you can wait till the end.  At the end, press the button to see your total! After that its the naked truth! Should you be getting in touch with Heritage as soon as possible?

 

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  The only place you'll catch me without clothes on is in the bath with the door locked (and you outside)!

  Clothes .... I have been known to wear them, can't think where I last put them.

   Just the warm sun and a gentle breeze on my skin - the luxury I could  do with a little more of.

   I could be tempted, not sure if I want anyone to see me succumb to temptation.

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   I couldn't possibly let anyone else see this carcase of mine.

   Why would anyone bother to stare at me - there aren't that many of us who'd grace the front of Vogue.

   I've got a body to die for and I'm happy to show it off as often as possible.

   Bodies ... I'm not interested.

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   I always love skinny dipping; feeling free all over

   My costume keeps those dangly bits in place - I need it

   Its fine on a French or Spanish beach - but never would I skinny dip in the UK

   I couldn't imagine putting on a costume after skinny dipping - how odd!

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   Naturism's  OK for booby sexy girls, but us men get kind of stiff in odd places

   Social nakedness is not sexy   -  just relaxing and enjoyable

   We find that it's taking the clothes off that's sexy

   My bloke would spend his time looking at the other birds - not at me - not having that!

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   I've always wanted that all over tan - deep and crisp and even

   The white bits tell me how much I've spent on my summer holiday 

   Tanning - that's for oldies who abuse their bodies

   Its not the tan so much as the feel of the sun all over your body

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   Naturists are grumpy eco-warriors who spend their time collecting flowers and saving the whale

   Naturists are just retro hippies locked in a time warp

  Research tells us that naturists are generally friendly open people who will always make you welcome

   I've never met a naturist

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   I never thought about visiting a naturist club - and I'd need to think about it - before I made any decision

   I'll strip off in France or Spain on holiday but why bother in the UK ?

  It depends upon the club - but it could be really nice

   Take me to your leader - I'll sign today

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   Naturists never put their clothes on.

   Real naturists won't wear something if they're cold

  Naturists are not hostages to the weather

   Naturist club officials seize your clothes when you arrive at a club and hide them in a locked safe

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   I'm sociable and sunbathing nude with others around is fine by me

   I'd consider nude sunbathing in our own back garden, ( if it is secluded and sunny enough )

  Even with no-one around I'd never sunbathe nude

   Perhaps nude on a sunny foreign beach - but that's my limit

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   I think I'd love the freedom of naturism - but what about my kids - they've never seen me naked

   Lets bring up the kids to not worry about their bodies and they'll be happier and better adjusted

  At home we may sometimes wander around without clothes but I  couldn't let other people see me or the kids naked

   Kids - yuk - they get everywhere - its time we made it an all adult world!

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15 or less ?

Oh well - you're a lost cause  !  But do you know what you're missing ? Some of us took a long time to trip over the delights of naturism .... so we won't write you off completely - not yet anyway.

More than 15 but less than 30?

Time to think seriously about this .... a few visits to a club in the UK or a beach in France and you might find yourself  unable to tear yourself away. Almost 1/3rd of France have bared all on a beach at sometime or other . ( We Brits are more cautious!) You'll find Heritage a really nice place for that first naturist visit so why don't (both of) you give us a call and come on over.

30 or more scored ?

It seems suspiciously like you are already a fancy free naturist ! And if you aren't - well now you know. Its time to give us a call as soon as possible and get you (and your partner) to come over and give us a visit.  We'll have the reception committee waiting, champagne in hand.

 

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